Butternut Squash Penne with Shrimp and Greens

So Wendy Davis screwed up my summer (not to mention screwed Texas) with a filibuster so when the leg adjourned Sine Die and announced they would be back the next day, I was less than thrilled. D wanted to know what I wanted to do, which really was curl in a ball and cry whilst simultaneously working out and getting a massage. You see, when you are sitting in an uncomfortable chair for 18 hours a day for about two weeks (straight) your body aches like you have the flu. Not to mention my derriere is now competing for Kim Kardashian status (except not as toned) and I need vegetables like regular people need water. So instead of crawling in bed and catching up on desperately needed sleep (only after I cried myself to exhaustion of course), I poured an ice cold beer and decided I very badly wanted to see my Sarah, hang out with D, go to the grocery store for a proper shopping trip, and cook a homemade meal – veggies inclusive. Being that I was not in any sort of mental state to be decisive about what I wanted to make, I made a small list of seemingly healthy dishes (since the special session will keep me out of the gym, and full of crap food from a box, meaning the pounds will keep adding up) that would provide flavor and nutrition. Once at the store I decided that I would make one of two things and got ingredients for both in the hopes that if I double prep, maybe tomorrow I can throw together whichever I do not make tonight. On the menu: Penne with a Butternut Squash sauce and Shrimpies and Greens, Sauteed Kale with Mushrooms, and Steamed Beets and Carrots. Dinner was awesome. Veggies were awesome. The mess I made was awesome. Standing up was awesome. Hanging out with Sarah, D and Reagan (he made a surprise appearance) was awesome! Then I passed out – which was also awesome.

Butternut Squash Penne with Shrimp and Greens

One three-pound butternut squash
Half pound to three quarters of Penne Pasta
A few good handfuls spinach
A few good handfuls of Arugula
About 3/4 cup of shredded smoked provolone and shredded Pecorino Romano
4 cups chicken broth
1/8 cup half and half, plus 1/8 cup unsweetened almond milk
1/2 cup basil, chopped
six garlic cloves, minced
4 large shallots, mined or sliced
red pepper flakes to taste
1/2 cup white wine
couple of pinches salt
3 tablespoons herbs de provence
Cayenne to taste
Two tablespoons ricotta cheese

For butternut Squash

Preheat oven to 400. Cut squash (peeled) into half-inch dice and place on a baking sheet. Drizzle with olive oil (flavoured if you like), and toss with salt, pepper, cayenne and herbs de provence. Add 3 tablespoons shallots and 2 tablespoons garlic to pan and mix well. Bake on 400 for about 25 minutes until squash is soft.

For the Sauce

Once the butternut squash is done, spoon the contents of the baking sheet into a food processor. Add half and half, almond milk, and ricotta cheese and blend well (if you would like a thinner sauce add a little bit of broth reserved from cooking the pasta as well).

For the dish

Cook pasta in boiling broth until al dente.

In a pan, heat a bit of olive oil and add remaining shallots, garlic, red pepper flakes and a pinch of salt. Cook until just glassy and add white wine. Add shrimp, searing on each side then transfer the squash sauce to the pan and stir well. Add arugula and spinach to sauce and allow to wilt, add any desired seasoning (i.e. black pepper or salt). Add pasta to the sauce (add pasta broth according to sauce consistency desires) and stir well. Add cheese to pan, stir well to incorporate. Once cheese has melted, top with basil and serve.

* This can also be made with chicken, just like the portion that I made for D because of his seafood aversion. Pancetta could also be crisped and added to this dish. Additionally, if you have dairy aversion – or are vegan – feel free to omit the half and half and use almond or rice milk instead.

Balls of Joy aka Oreo Cake Balls

For those of you who roll your eyes when I talk about the importance of organic food and aversion of processed food – eat your heart out (though I have to admit, I will not be eating these – they are presents). I first had little Balls of Joy over the weekend at a shower (see previous baked tomatoes post). Not being a sweets person, I really intended to just try a bite and see what it was (I mean even if you aren’t a sweets person, when you see something dipped in white chocolate your brain says EAT). I had two. They were so good. Soooooooo good. So good that I decided they would make lovely mother’s day treats for our wonderful Mommas! So it was decided, I was going to make sweets. I honestly do not remember the last time I made dessert or sweets of any kind. I know what it was (a chocolate and amaretto pear torte with orange infused whipped cream), but that had to be at least three years ago – and I did not eat it (though I was told it was very good). I was shocked to find that there are more than ample recipe ideas for these little guys online. So I read one, got the basic method down and planned to make little Balls of Joy. Enter Cinco de Mayo and skinny-girl Margaritas and I start this process at about 7:30, thinking it won’t really be that messy or take that long. It wasn’t any more messy and did not take any longer than I usually take to do things – take that for whatever it is worth. D also helped out, something I rarely allow him to do (not because I don’t want him to just because I micromanage and tend to take over). We learned an important lesson last night – that is do not put too many balls in the warm chocolate – they will melt and look funny. This is for aesthetic purposes only – they still taste great, I am told, they just look a little sad. Now that I have the basics of this down, I cannot wait to make more and add my own little twists to them. I am willing to bet that these would be awesome with mint oreos, with little bit of cherry mixed into the Mud, or with some crushed nut sprinkled over the top. Oh the world of experimentation=)

Balls of Joy


One package Oreos
One 8 ounce package of cream cheese, at room temperature
3-4 Ghirardelli White Chocolate Baking Bars
3-4 Cadburry Milk Chocolate Bars

Special Equipment

Toothpicks
Double Broiler
Wax Paper

Put the Oreos into a food processor and process until finely ground. In batches (if you have a smaller food processor which I do) add  Oreo and cream cheese, blending until a big, giant, black, creamy substance. Repeat as necessary until smooth and all cheese and cookie has been incorporated. Pick up small handfuls of the black mound (which will be called Mud from now on) and roll into small balls with your hands. Place on a cookie sheet lined with Wax Paper or aluminum foil. Once all Mud is rolled into little balls of Joy, put cookie sheet into the fridge or freezer and chill for an hour or so. About ten minutes before you need to pull the Mud balls out, prepare a double boiler (if you do not have one, or in my case cannot reach yours feel free to place a oven proof bowl over a pan with water) and over a low heat begin to melt the chocolate – adding small handfuls one at a time until melted. If you have two double boilers, or the ability to create two double boilers, then feel free to heat milk chocolate in one and white chocolate in the other and decreased your time frame to finish. Once chocolate is melted, place one ball into the chocolate and roll gently with a spatula to coat well with chocolate. Remove quickly  with a toothpick so as to prevent melting and ball disfiguration (oh the horror). Return to wax paper and allow chocolate to cool. After about fifteen minutes drizzle chocolate of the opposite color over the balls and return to the fridge.

Asian Mango Salsa

There are numerous variations on mango salsa. This variation uses ginger to make a nice component for Asian dishes in the summer when mangoes are deliciously in season. I use Cayenne versus Sriracha in this version in order to avoid coloring the salsa. You can custom make this however you like – experiment and have fun!!

Asian Mango Salsa

Two Mangoes, diced
One half a red onion or one large shallot, fine dice
2 garlic cloves, made into a loose paste
1/3 cup minced green onions
1/2 large avocado, diced
1/2 cup chopped cilantro
Cayenne Pepper to taste
Squeeze of lime juice, about half a lime
Salt and Pepper to Taste
One Jalapeno, seeded and finely diced
A few tablespoons of fresh basil or mint (optional)
2 tablespoons Ginger, minced

Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix well (but gently) keep in fridge until ready to use.

Fried Shallots

Fried Shallots are the perfect way to add crunch to dishes. They can be a bit messy to make (and take more time) but are generally worth it. You can also buy fried shallots at Asian markets.

One shallot, thinly sliced
Canola Oil (can use olive oil but Canola or Safflower oil will be best for frying)
A small handful of flour
Salt

Heat about a centimeter of oil to a medium heat heat (360 degrees).Slice shallots, either into long slices or rings, sprinkle and toss them with flour and then insert into the oil. Fry until golden brown. Remove and lightly salt.

Homemade Pizza

D and I love, and I mean LOVE, Rounders pizza. However, you cannot really get out of Rounders for under $30 bucks and since we do not have that kind of cash to support our mutual love of pizza – this is a homemade version of Rounders pizza using stuff I had I the fridge and the freezer. It was great. D also made his man-pizza (pina, sausage, pepperoni and jalapenos).

Serves Two

Rounders Pizza Dough, rolled flat
One Zucchini, halved and thinly sliced
3-4 tbsp of Sun-dried tomato, coarsely chopped
Handful of fresh basil
Spinach
Spicy Italian Chicken Sausage
Minced Garlic
Small amount of Mario Batali tomato sauce
Part Skim Ricotta Cheese
One cup Mozzarella, shredded
One cup Smoked Provolone, shredded
2 tbsp Crushed red Pepper
Fresh Black pepper

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Roll pizza dough on a flat surface. Mix a small amount of Ricotta with Tomato Sauce, Red Pepper Flakes and Pepper. Spread on the dough. Top this with cheese, then layer remaining ingredients covering entire surface area. Bake for about 10 minutes or until dough has risen and is golden brown and cheese looks melted.

Salmon with Avocado-Mango Relish

A simple, healthy, quick meal that was just perfect for a Thursday night. Relish can be made a day or so ahead and would also be great as a dip or topping for chicken or beef.

Relish, Serves 1-2

1/2 Mango, diced
1/2 Avocado, diced
1/2 Tbsp Sesame Seeds
Juice from one Lime
1/2 cup of Green Onions, chopped
2-3 tbsp Ginger People Ginger Lime Sauce

Combine all ingredients in a bowl and mix well.

Salmon

Cayenne to taste
Turmeric to Taste
Salt and Pepper to taste
One 3 oz Wild-caught, Coho Salmon Fillet

Sprinkle seasonings as desired on de-boned salmon fillet. Heat a small amount of oil in a skillet and saute Salmon for about 2 minutes on each side (more for more well done, less for more rare fish).

Top fish with relish and serve with rice. Drizzle with Eel sauce if desired.

Brown Butter-Sage Sauce

Brown Butter- Sage Sauce adapted from Giada de Laurentiis

7-8 tablespoons butter
Sliced Shallots to taste
10-15 fresh sage leaves torn
Dried cranberries (optional)
Shaved Parmesan
Ground Black Pepper

Melt 7-8 tablespoons of butter in a pan, adding to it 10-15 fresh sage leaves, sauté with sliced shallots until brown. Remove sage leave before serving and toss pasta or spoon over meat of choice. Excellent with cranberries added for a bit of tartness. Grated nutmeg optional. Good with Roast Chicken, butternut squash, ravioli and pasta.

Basil Pesto Chicken Pizza

One of my favorite pizzas and it is so easy to make yourself. I do not eat tomato or pizza sauce, so I have to get creative with my pizzas. My favorites are Alfredo sauce, basil pesto, truffle oil, 3-cheese sauce. Here is one version.

Store bought or homemade pizza dough of preference
Shredded or chopped chicken (can be freshly cooked – I almost always use up leftovers)
Black olives – sliced
Mushrooms – Sliced
3 or 4 cheese blend – shredded – I like to use Mozzarella, Fontina, Asiago, and Pecorino
Fresh cracked Pepper

Preheat oven to 400.

On a floured surface, roll out pizza dough with a roller pin. Once you have achieved your desired thickness (or thinness), shape and size, spoon pesto directly onto dough and spread to cover. Go around the pie with a pepper mill and crack fresh pepper over it. Then add the cheese, spreading evenly over pie (again add desired amount). Then top with black olives and mushrooms and chicken (and tomatoes if using). Crack more pepper, add a small sprinkling of cheese and a drizzle of truffle or basil olive oil if you so desire. Bake on 400 for about 12 minutes or until the crust is done and remove from oven. Slice and serve.